Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Do you wanna work for Diddy? Details Here...

We all know what happens when you DATE Diddy...(i.e. Kim Porter, his new baby momma in Atlanta that he only brings out on special occasions, and lawd hammercy on Cassie with her half-a-bald head), but what happens when you WORK for Diddy.

Well, here's your chance.

VH-1’s “I Want to Work For Diddy 2” is now casting fools, I mean contestants. So what happened to his last assistant? Info at WorkForPDiddy.com. Filming begins this Summer.

Lil Wayne on The View singing ROCK MUSIC!



Looks a little strange for a second, then he kinda finds his groove.

That Hasselback chich still un-nerves me...

Madden 2010...and the Madden Curse


So who is the "Madden Curse" on for this year? Well, the new version is due in storyes on August 14th and features dooms not one but two players and they are....drum roll, please....Arizona

Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald and Pittsburg Steeler Troy Polamalu.
READ MORE BELOW ABOUT THE 'MADDEN CURSE'

The Madden Curse is said to be the most reliable one in professional sports, bedeviling any player featured on the cover of EA Sports' Madden NFL.

Gerald Villoria at GameSpy was quick to present the evidence that both players better watch their backs, ankles, toes, ACLs and mouths this season. Here's part of Villoria's list of the trouble that curses Madden NFL cover boys:

1999: Garrison Hearst was the first player ever on the cover. After posting his best career year, he snaps his ankle, then makes inflammatory, homophobic statement to the press in 2002.

2000: Barry Sanders, a week before training begins, suddenly retires, even though he was closing in on Walter Payton's all-time rushing record. Dorsey Levens ends up on the game cover, only to be released by the Pack shortly thereafter. Ends career with a whimper.

2001: Eddie George fumbles in the playoffs, costing the Titans the game. Never had another 1,000 yard season. Nagging toe injury commonly blamed for performance issues.

2002: Daunte Culpepper posts his worst career year after being on the cover.

2003: Marshall Faulk, after winning two Super Bowls and making the cover, injures his ankle and misses five games, ending the season with under 1,000 yards.

2004: Michael Vick fractures his fibula in preseason and misses 11 games. Now he's doing time for doing bad things with dogs.

2006 - Donovan McNabb suffers a sports hernia in first game of the season and later suffers a torn ACL.

2009: Brett Favre comes of retirement to play for the NY Jets and injures his shoulder, keeping the Jets out of the playoff hunt.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Even a British Officer Had to Give it Up!

Barack Obama Moment of Pride for Officer

A moment of Pride: The British Royal Police are not supposed to shake hands, but this man was so proud to see a Black President walking into the British halls of power that he couldn’t resist.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Somebody Please Give this Negro a HUG or some WEED so he can Calm Down!

NEW BOOK DISSES JAKES, LONG, DOLLAR…AGAIN: Reuben Armstrong follows 'Snakes in the Pulpit' with similar book.

New York, NY (BlackNews.com) - National talk show host and Essence Magazine's #1 best-selling author, Reuben Armstrong, is about to release his next best seller and most controversial book to date entitled Crooks and Homos in the Pulpit. It can be pre-ordered now at (www.crooksandhomosinthepulpit.com) and will be available in bookstores nationwide May 15, 2009.

Crooks and Homos in the Pulpit focuses on megapastors and megachurches. Critics are calling Armstrong's book an eye opener and a wake up call for the Body of Christ. He held a private news conference in his studio to discuss the book and his concerns about the rampant spread of homosexual and thievery that has taken over the lives of many pastors and ministers. According to Armstrong, crooks and homosexuals are spreading their lies and deception throughout the church world like peanut butter on bread. Their lifestyles are becoming an insidious epidemic in our churches and Armstrong is alarmed that few in Christendom are confronting these false teachers.

"Too many churches have forgotten about saving souls. That's because the pastors and ministers are only think about how many women and men they can sleep inside and outside of the church, and how much money they can steal from God people," said Armstrong. He also pointed out that pastors and ministers are misleading their congregations by teaching more about prosperity (material things) than about having a personal relationship with God.

Could it be that the current economic hurricane battering the USA--and the world--is due to the Church being led into apostasy by the megachurches and megapastors? Is God using this maelstrom as an emergency call to his Body to humble itself and pray as 2 Chronicles 7:14 states? You'll find answers to these questions and many more in Crooks and Homos in the Pulpit.

Synopsis of the Book

Do church leaders such as Bishop T.D. Jakes, Bishop Eddie Long, Dr. Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, or reported homosexual Pastor Ted Haggard truly understand God's Word? If so, why have they become corporate CEO's, allowing money, greed, and materialism to take over their souls? These leaders are whoring God's people from the pulpit, while teaching legions of pimps, crooks, liars, and homosexuals, who pose as pastors, to follow in their footsteps.

In Crooks and Homos in the Pulpit, author Reuben Armstrong exposes the false doctrine of prosperity and "feel good" message that Jakes, Long, Dollar, Osteen, and Haggard proclaim. You will discover what the Bible says about false leaders such as these men and the judgment they face. Armstrong points out that too many churches have become corporate meet and meat markets. Through extensive research, he outlines what really goes on inside the "house of worship." He exposes the shocking lifestyles of prosperity preachers, the sexual favors given in pastoral studies and Sunday School rooms, and the church hoochie mommas and puff daddies these leaders attract as their groupies.

Armstrong's book is a wake up call to the Body of Christ. He points to the crooks, liars, thieves, and homosexuals who are flaunting their sickening lifestyles in front of God's people, while taking the last dollar that church folk have. Christians can no longer allow the likes of Jakes, Long, Osteen, Dollar and Haggard in their pulpits. It's time for God's church to rise up against all false teachers and say, "Enough is enough! Take your false doctrines with you straight to the pits of hell!"


About the Author
Reuben Armstrong (www.reubenarmstrongshow.com) is the founder, executive producer, and host of the Reuben Armstrong Radio and TV shows, and Essence Magazine Bestselling author of Snakes in the Pulpit.

Through the power of media, Armstrong has created an unparalleled connection with people from around the world. As executive producer and host of The Reuben Armstrong Show, he produces the most anticipated talk show on Christian television. Armstrong entertains, enlightens, and uplifts millions of people from around the world with his in-your-face style, and his willingness to "tell it like it is."

John Calipari's New Contract with Kentucky...DAYMNN!



Even if you are not a basketball fan, you GOTTA appreciate a man who can get a contract like this one.

This is the new contract (check out the date) for John Calipari, former University of Memphis coach who is now coach at Kentucky. If you ever wanted a blueprint for an employment compensation package, this is it!

DAYMMNNN!

http://www.thisisag.com/images/caliparicontract.pdf